Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?
The third one landed in a restarant and everyone was cheering 'forks and knives',so that alien learend how to say forks and 4fourth one landed in a disney show and one actor started to say forever and ever so that alien learned how to ay forever and ever. The police asked them so questions."So who did the crime". The other landed in a candy shop and saw a kid complain and say 'beacause he stole my candy' and that alien learned how to say because he stole my candy. He said, "I'm not happy." I said, "Well, which one are you then? The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. The clerk examined the paper and said to the dog, "You know there are only nine words here?She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!There's a mix of witty short jokes, longer jokes and hilarious one liners so whatever your preference there should be something here for you.This page is updated periodically so make sure to check back regularly for more of our favorite funniest jokes.